SUMS

Acronym for "Super Ultra Mega Slap"

Used when insulting or scolding someone for what one thinks is tasteless, immoral, or just fucking retarded.

May also be followed by an actual slap.

Coined in 2004, by a kid with an itchy fro and another kid who was just trying to fit in.

Me - Hey Colton, I just went out and bought the new Nightmare Creatures game!

Colton - *SUMS*

*SUMS* by superskiier August 2, 2008

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Sums is an acronym for Spontaneous Uncontrollable Masturbation Syndrome. Sums is caused by puberty, boredom, lack of action, high sex drive, hot people, ect. It is characterized by spontaneous and uncontrollable masturbation, often at inappropriate times such as at the park, when voting, or in line at the bank.

-"OMG look, he's doing it right there!"
--"He can't help it, he has sums"
-"he's my hero..."

sums by Mark Manivol February 24, 2008

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Sums

The ratio of seats to bums on public transport, particularly relevant to rail travel.

Southeastern never seem to get their sums right!

Sums by EmptyPots March 28, 2015

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the sums

A joke name for the popular canadian pop-punk band Sum 41. Originated in the video to 'Still Waiting', where the executive (presumably) of their record label felt that 'Sum 41' was out and 'The Sums' was a better name for the quartet.

- The reason I called you guys in is that the number band thing is, out, ok?. What's in now is 'the'. The Vines, The Hives, The white stripes, this isn't new. Listen; 'The Sums'? Right?

the sums by Hajen December 25, 2007

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did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.

Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right

did the sums right by littleclinty September 14, 2020

chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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