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'tassium 

Something that sounds dangerous, but may not actually be.
So many things that are actually dangerous end in "ium". Uran"ium", pluton"ium", stront:ium", etc. Then there are things that sound dangerous only because they end with that same "ium", like magnes"ium" and potass"ium".

A person that is 'tassium is pretending to be dangerous but really isn't, or might create danger for others or themselves accidentally.

For example, a wannabe gangsta brandishing a starter's pistol is 'tassium...until someone pulls out a real gun and shoots them dead!
'tassium by Shawn85206 July 16, 2020
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Tassimov 

A Car Parking Multiplayer or CPM developer. Rarely active on the Discord server, taken, and doesn't add more police cars for some reason.
ILoveCrownVics:"Yo @Tassimov, when's the new police cars?"

*This user has been warned, DON'T TAG DEVELOPERS*
Tassimov by mewhentheiswhenthe November 21, 2021
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I have so much Tessium in my head.
Tessium by SilentALume April 6, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016