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'like' rape 

Where someone overuses the 'like' feature on Facebook only on another particular person's wall.
'Hey man, you, like, 'like' raped my wall. You're such a fag!'

Not to be confuesd with: 'I like rape'
'like' rape by BabyLamb April 10, 2009
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Like Rape 

Abusing a Facebook function where you can "like" a friend's status or wall activity.

Like raping would consist of liking at least the last 50 activity notes on any one person's profile page, resulting in a copious and rather annoying amount of activity notifications.
Michelle: I just logged on to Facebook and I had 843 notifications. What the hell is going on?
Lee: Haha, Sam must've like raped you.
Michelle: Yes he did. How annoying! Now all my important notifications are lost within this rubbish.

Faye: It's Michelle's birthday today. Are you going to bake her a cake?
Sam: No, I'm going to Facebook like rape her instead.
Like Rape by Sam Cornwell June 20, 2009

Showering like a rape victim 

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.
Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

Rape Is Like Candy 

Rape is like candy, it's easy to take from babies and retards.

Originally Said by Tim Henson of the Distorted View Podcast. It's a meme among fans of the show.
Rape is like candy, It's easy to take from a baby.
Rape Is Like Candy by Kuja T November 28, 2007

Sweating like a nigger on a rape charge 

Sweating profusely. Comes from the fact that any black man accused of rape will be sent down, regardless of evidence.
"Fuck me it's hot today, i'm sweating like a nigger on a rape charge!"

sweatin like a nigga on a rape charge

The term "sweatin like nigga on a rape charge" dates right back as far as to when white man, first layed eyes on a hard working black man sweatin as he ran his daily errands and went about his business.
Simon - Dude.. suss how much Clayton is sweatin today what the fuck

Adrian - Yeah man.. hes on a rape charge i bet you would be sweatin too cunt

Simon - No shit dude.. i definitely would be sweatin like a nigga on a rape charge

It's Not Rape If You Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

A way of creeping out one of your friends. Preferably one who isn't perverted.
Person 1: "Hey how are you doing today?"
Person 2: "It's not rape if you like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Person 1: "Oh god!" ~runs away~
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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