'Murican 

Someone who exemplifies what it means to be a good, warm-blooded American.
These characteristics include, but are not limited to:
1. Usage of the First Amendment in the form of what some might perceive as slightly offensive memes. (only offensive if reader allows it to offend them- a revolutionary idea only drafted by true 'Muricans)
2. Has a love affair with the Second Amendment.

3. Enjoys activities like long walks to the bar and riding around shirtless in a lawn mower whilst guzzling a cold one.
A classic example of a 'Murican is as follows:
Woody James (Also known as Papa Woody or Woody Daddy)
Award-winning Nashville songwriter with lawn chairs and a blow up mattress as the primary seating in his apartment.
#WoodyJamesforPresident #Wevegotafriendinhim #'Muricaheckyeah! #GodblesstheUSA #baldeaglescreechingindistance (these hashtags also serve as a personification of 'Murican culture)

'Murican. Nuff Said.

'Murican by jmwaters1878 December 5, 2017

'Murican 

Woody James (Also known as Papa Woody or Woody Daddy)
Award-winning Nashville songwriter with lawn chairs and a blow up mattress as the primary seating in his apartment.
Enjoys spending his time shirtless on a lawn mower with a cold one.
Pillar of Hope.
#WoodyJamesforPresident #Wevegotafriendinhim #'Muricaheckyeah! #GodblesstheUSA #baldeaglescreechingindistance

'Murican. Nuff Said.

'Murican by jmwaters1878 December 5, 2017

Murican 

An impolite way of saying "American" (or a polite way of saying "Americunt") while wanting to project a sense to dislike towards that country and its inhabitants.

"Those Muricans think they can just push everyone around. What a bunch of arrogant imperialistic bastards!"

Murican by renumeratedfrog June 20, 2013

Murican 

The neo American who parrots the nightly news and preaches their exceptionalism. They are the laughingstock of the educated world.

muricans vote the two party system; Americans have outgrown the duopoly.

Murican by gregpac November 1, 2016

murican 

a highly intelligent southerner that wears stars and stripes to bed

AY CLEETUS LETS GO GATOR HUNTIN' GET IN THE PICKUP AND ILL GET THE MOONSHINE! YEE HAW! WE TRUE MURICANS!!!

murican by banjoblake September 11, 2020

Murican 

a highly intelligent person from the south, and wears stars and stripes to bed

AY CLEETUS LETS GO GATOR HUNTIN' GET IN THE PICKUP AND ILL GET THE MOONSHINE! YEE HAW! WE ARE TRUE MURICANS!

Murican by banjoblake September 11, 2020

cringe-'merican 

When an American does non-American things so badly, it's non-comprehendible.

Lexis: Oh my god, Britney, I went to Switzerland and they, like, didn't even have any Swiss cheese.

Britney: You're, like, so cringe-'merican, oh my god.

cringe-'merican by Matsukitty May 11, 2016