by John Candle May 20, 2014
Get the #vitos mug.The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.
Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"
You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"
You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.
by VV Victim January 26, 2010
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Get the vitoria mug.The Russian Soprano singer who uses falsetto so beautifully that no one escapes the charm^o^
The one who owns 5 times more fans than Orlando Bloom does in China...
The one whose voice is so purified....
The one you'll love more than yourself...
The one whom you are physically unable to stop listening to...
The one who owns 5 times more fans than Orlando Bloom does in China...
The one whose voice is so purified....
The one you'll love more than yourself...
The one whom you are physically unable to stop listening to...
Us worshippers: Vitas, he's our head of religeon, our treasure, our precious, our love, our source of inspiration and bravery....
by Ithilia / zx August 23, 2006
Get the Vitas mug.The real star of Viva La Bam.A grotesque
looking man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,scooter driving wildman.
looking man,prone to frequent outbursts,
which leads to him screaming in an unknown language.Famous for some real odd things on his body,a rotted toenail,
a crater on his back,skin grapes hanging
out of his one pit,an eerie,unfocused
eye and his famous collection of chins.
I look forward to his hilarious antics
when he has to deal with the usual array
of shit from this group of brain dead
idiots,ransacking his house,shredding
his belongings,destroying his cars..etc.
Don Vito is here to stay,the world needs
a scallopini eating junkie,scooter driving wildman.
He's loud,he's fat and he's proud...if
you can understand what the hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...
you can understand what the hell he's
saying.He's Don Vito,the new man in town...He drives a kick ass scooter,hangs at the bar at Antonio's,
has a Springsteen tattoo on his ass and
eats some pretty rancid shit...He's
always ready to call the cops and has
a mother with a smoldering fuse and
crazy eyes...Vinny the chin,Chinzilla,
more to come...
by Getch July 10, 2005
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