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Jorgensen 

A Nordic word for a human body chiseled in ice by the hands of gods.
He has a perfect body. It's Jorgensen in every way.
Jorgensen by T125 October 30, 2012
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Jorgensen 

Dude, you're so totally a jorgensen
Jorgensen by moojoogoo September 1, 2009

Ben Jorgensen 

1. lead singer of the band Armor For Sleep
2. lover of Star Wars &LOST
3. forever on tour.
Ben Jorgensen and the guys from Armor For Sleep are amazing.
Ben Jorgensen by littlebearrr July 23, 2006

Austin Jorgensen 

Austin Jorgensen also knowed as Dingaling or LOVEBRADgames is a indie game developer that created the RPG game called Lisa: The Painful and the sequel Lisa: The Joyful.
+Hey i used to play games of LOVEBRADgames

-Who is him?

+It's Austin Jorgensen

-Oh

The Jorgensen Principle 

The principle that drunk people go down, not up.
We have to get a room above the party floor because of The Jorgensen Principle.

We didn't have sex last night because my boyfriend was drunk (and fulfilled The Jorgensen Principle).

jo jorgensen 

Someone that is running for president in 2020 that is better than Trump or Biden because Biden and Trump are both fucking daumbasses that fuck each other once a week
Jo Jorgensen is better that Trump and Biden.
jo jorgensen by person42069 November 4, 2020

[Ana Jorgensen] 

THE most gorgeous, trustworthy, funny, amazing big blued eyed lady I have ever met. There's no one like her.

Anyone who walks over two miles through a storm to come sneak into your house in the middle of the night is worthy of best friend-ship. I'd do anything for this girl. We are not allowed to hang out. So we do it in secret; Shhhhh. I don't get to see her very often, but when I do, it makes me the happiest girl alive.
Ana Jorgensen, will you pretty pretty PRETTY goddamn please be my wifey?
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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