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A Nordic word for a human body chiseled in ice by the hands of gods.

He has a perfect body. It's Jorgensen in every way.

Jorgensen by T125 October 30, 2012

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Jorgensen

Being AWESOME

Dude, you're so totally a jorgensen

Jorgensen by moojoogoo September 1, 2009

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Ben Jorgensen

1. lead singer of the band Armor For Sleep
2. lover of Star Wars &LOST
3. forever on tour.

Ben Jorgensen and the guys from Armor For Sleep are amazing.

Ben Jorgensen by littlebearrr July 23, 2006

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Austin Jorgensen

Austin Jorgensen also knowed as Dingaling or LOVEBRADgames is a indie game developer that created the RPG game called Lisa: The Painful and the sequel Lisa: The Joyful.

+Hey i used to play games of LOVEBRADgames

-Who is him?

+It's Austin Jorgensen

-Oh

Austin Jorgensen by [ JustRalphBruh ] August 9, 2020

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The Jorgensen Principle

The principle that drunk people go down, not up.

We have to get a room above the party floor because of The Jorgensen Principle.

We didn't have sex last night because my boyfriend was drunk (and fulfilled The Jorgensen Principle).

The Jorgensen Principle by AllieCat March 8, 2014

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jo jorgensen

Someone that is running for president in 2020 that is better than Trump or Biden because Biden and Trump are both fucking daumbasses that fuck each other once a week

Jo Jorgensen is better that Trump and Biden.

jo jorgensen by person42069 November 4, 2020

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[Ana Jorgensen]

THE most gorgeous, trustworthy, funny, amazing big blued eyed lady I have ever met. There's no one like her.

Anyone who walks over two miles through a storm to come sneak into your house in the middle of the night is worthy of best friend-ship. I'd do anything for this girl. We are not allowed to hang out. So we do it in secret; Shhhhh. I don't get to see her very often, but when I do, it makes me the happiest girl alive.

Ana Jorgensen, will you pretty pretty PRETTY goddamn please be my wifey?

[Ana Jorgensen] by Lydia Rose Burwell May 8, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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