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For douchebags who just need to change it up from saying woof
"Did you just see that brunette's tits? #bark!"
#bark by narcaholic February 21, 2015
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#bakerwasted

#bakerwasted is a state of drunken revelry embodied by the legendary Shiner King. #bakerwasted got its start at a Moonshine Bandits concert. The night generally begins with a well intentioned proclamation of a 2 beers 1 shot limit but then escalates to copious amounts of whiskey consumption. #bakerwasted status is achieved when you begin making pirate faces in selfies and start hugging random strangers saying "I love you bro". Extreme #bakerwasted status is achieved by throwing plastic cups across a stage or climbing atop a random ATV in a Texas mud park. #bakerwasted is the embodiment of the freedom of partying it up with friends and fellow shiners and may include being carried out of a venue at the end of the night.
Man, I am totally getting #bakerwasted tonight.

Dude you must be #bakerwasted or some shit.
#bakerwasted by StealthShiner September 29, 2016
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Bryan Clauson used to say he "parked it" in victory lane after a win, ever since he died last year, everyone in racing, sim and real says the #parkedit for Clauson
I won so I #parkedit
#parkedit by Red_stag05 July 31, 2020

#bareshelvesbiden

What happens when you know the Biden administration is dealing with irrelevant issues like gender identity instead of helping its own people.
#bareshelvesbiden might lead to the soviet union ca 1982
#bareshelvesbiden by Uncle Dimma January 16, 2022
The Bake Face. The magnificent side effect of baking with Billington’s.
That brownie gave me a proper #bakeface
#BakeFace by Billington'sUK October 15, 2014
Bare Lolz is where you laugh so much you can't stop, and you get into a laughing fit. Once in this state you may never get out and seem to get repeatedly sucked into the #barelolz this can leave you with no sense of how long you have been laughing or 'lolling' for (see lol/ lolling) this means you are in a time portal. The creator of which is Miss Damazer. When de lifts her arms they come out of her armpits. She used to want to be a meteorologist.
1)Omygod I was just doing my maths homework and then I went on tumblr and had bare Lolz

2) omg that is #barelolz
#barelolz by TozzAa July 1, 2015

#BarbzChallenge

A hashtag used to call out a dumb post (mostly barbz)
(Nicki Minaj Stan)@User19391:Onika Tanya Maraj is the queen of rap
(Nicki queen of rap)@User199309 replied: Who the fuck is that? Only Nicki Minaj is my queen of rap
(Nicki Minaj Stan)@user19391 replied: #BarbzChallenge
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