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The Donaldo 

A dildo with a bad comb-over.
Oh look. It's The Donaldo.
The Donaldo by mahatmaKaneJeeves January 7, 2013

The Mc.Donalds Effect

The Mc.Donalds Effect is when expectations don't meet reality.

It is called "The Mc.Donalds Effect" because the pictures of the food you see on Mc.Donalds never look the same when you recieve the food.

It can be seen in many instances, such as buying stuff off the internet. Or in general using the "Wish" app
Person 1: "Yo. Bro, I gotta show you these new kicks I bought of the internet, they are sick and we're only 25$.

Person 2: "They're SICK! When do they arrive?
Person 1: "Next Monday..."
The next Monday arrives
Person 2: "Why aren't you wearing your new shoes?"
Person 1: "They looked terrible when they arrived... Nothing like the picture in the ad"
Person 2: "That sucks man.... Guess thats the risk of buying stuff on the internet."

This is an example of "The Mc.Donalds Effect"

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026