"The Craig" 

I propose changing our lexicon from using "The John" to using "The Craig".

The Craig: Using a bathroom stall surreptitiously.

Senator Larry Craig's fiasco at a Minnestota Airport. I must take a break before reboarding my flight. I need to go to "The Craig".

"The Craig" by J. Irving October 26, 2007

The Craig 

Widely considered the pinnacle of sexual positions, The Craig consists of the female cowgirling her man amidst his defecation while high on MDMA.

"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."

The Craig by nrwftr April 22, 2013

The Craig 

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

The Craig by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

The Craig 

The last bit of a bowlpack of mary jane.

The last bit of a bowlpack that gets sucked theough the pipe.

The last hit of a bowl that tastes terrible, or is mostly of ash.

"Should I throw the craig out."

"You gave me the craig!"

The Craig by MassholeMary March 25, 2017

The Craig bend back

The Craig positions themselves on all fours and then from behind the woman starts to exstaticly rim the Crag whilst bending his member backwards betwen his legs to face her face and jacking it off towards her chin , thus the craig bend back

The craig bend back was extreme,messy but fun

The Craig bend back by CH Sleeping Bag Bandit May 16, 2026

Doing the Craig 

To engage in homosexual activities with a US congressman in a bathroom, preferrably at an airport.

-Hey man, were you doing the Craig in there?
-you know it!

Doing the Craig by Nick Kruger December 30, 2007

Craig The Great 

The GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and non-existence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all. Craig The Great is the god od The Greats.

Craig The Great is the GREATEST person in all of the multidimensional complex of the multiverse and all of time and space and infinity and beyond! He is the god of all corners of existence and non-existence, time and beyond time, infinity and beyond all.

Craig The Great by RealRupert August 24, 2021