I propose changing our lexicon from using "The John" to using "The Craig".

The Craig: Using a bathroom stall surreptitiously.
Senator Larry Craig's fiasco at a Minnestota Airport. I must take a break before reboarding my flight. I need to go to "The Craig".
by J. Irving October 10, 2007
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To get craiged,
To be craig,
Craig david,
To be craig.
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning

Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "
by lowi February 4, 2014
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Guy 1 :"Hey man are you a greg"
Guy 2:"nah im a craig"
Guy 1 :"then yoy shall perish
by Bablinga August 13, 2020
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A sweet and quiet guy that you’ve known forever and would think to be timid and shy that turns out to be the best dickin’ you’ve ever had...
My week was horrible until I got to see Craig. That boy knows his way around a woman....
by NurseAngela January 26, 2019
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i met a superhero. i lost him. i want him back. and i want to give him his grin. i want him to not bear being in a room that i’m not. i want him to not feel alone, and to know that i’m 10% his.

but he doesn’t like me back

i guess he never did
craig is the best person i’ve ever met
by i’m yours if you want me September 27, 2018
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A mischievous and very open person. He is not afraid to speak about his opinions and morals. You will always enjoy a time with a Craig around. A Craig is also generally athletic, hardworking and many ladies even view him as handsome.
How the heck did Craig do that?
by Geborene konig November 25, 2018
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A handsome man who will go to the ends of the earth for someone else and don't usually expect anything in return. He's a perfect sensitive guy, but covers that up with his strong physicality and mentality. He is highly intelligent and multi talented which you’ll only know once you get to know him as he’s incredibly humble. Be warned: Craigs’ are exceedingly stubborn.
This stain is as stubborn as a Craig!
by Miss P. Ness January 21, 2019
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