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Tea time 

When the tea is about to spill!
Its time for Tea time, so did you hear about that girl-
Tea time by Jasmine.bihh July 27, 2019

tea time 

1. When it is time to drink tea.

2. A social hour.
Gangsta: Yo nigga, let's have tea time.

Guy: Alright dude *grabs the tea*
tea time by Your mom November 5, 2003

tea time 

A sexual manuver in which the male inserts his penis into the vagina of a female and moves it in a circular motion as if stirring a hot cup of tea. One finishes the procedure by pulling the penis out of the vagina and taps it on the surface of it as if knocking excess tea from the spoon. If timed correctly, this tapping will cause the male to skeet onto the woman.
Megan really likes the tea time. Especially if you can skeet on her afterwards.

Timmy was never the same after Mrs. Nesbit invited him over for tea time.
tea time by Pimpers August 7, 2007

Tea Time 

an Australian expression that means "time to eat dinner"
eat tea
Its tea time, come and eat.
Tea Time by --------1234567890 December 10, 2003

Tea Time 

When you have a dip session involving two or more friends.
Jack- Hey want to go have a tea time?
Matt- Yea i'm down, I just got a new tin
Tea Time by Young.Seneca March 5, 2016

tea time 

time when one smokes copious amounts of marijuana
I smoked 2 blunts at tea time
tea time by retrom November 5, 2003
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Pee Calculus

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