"I'm not wearing those pants." Share definition Flag When something is uncomfortable or awkward, and you want to avoid it, or change the subject. Someone says: How did your date last night go? You say: "I'm not wearing those pants." "I'm not wearing those pants." by nicole szanto February 6, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the "I'm not wearing those pants." mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch