Sad Clown Face

a phrase used to describe the look on someone's face after vomiting\crying from consuming too much alcohol

Dude logan has such a sad clown face, i think he drank too much

by lilbrizo September 16, 2012

The Johncox Face

The Johncox Face is what you get when someone has been talking at you for way too long and doesn’t know when to stop. Eventually your eyes get Heavy and Blood Shot. Your face even starts to droop.

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Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.

Dang Man, What happened in there? You look you got The Johncox Face. She must of really kept talking.

by MySecondRun September 6, 2025

Vanilla Face

A racist term typically used against people of European or Caucasian ancestry but could apply to any light skin person such as Middle Easterners or Mestizos. Derived from the spice Vanilla which appears to White or yellow in most forms.

Out of my way vanilla face!

by Beelz3bub July 7, 2021

Sully-face paradox

A paradox, where, if you experience a modified version of something for a long enough period of time, the original sounds completely wrong, compared to the modified version of it, like the Mike Wazowski meme, where he bears the face of his friend, Sullivan.

Example:
Mario pissing those notes - modified
Mario pissing (disowned) - original

- Jess has been listening to the remix of Gangsta's Paradise for so much time that the original sounds completely wrong to her!

- Must be the Sully-face paradox.

by some dummass August 21, 2020

The Psychosomatic Face Structure Of An Individual Who Smacks Backs Out Here From The Outside In <The Man Who Inherited The World By Señor Sparta>

The Psychosomatic Face Structure Of An Individual Who Smacks Backs Out Here From The Outside In <The Man Who Inherited The World By Señor Sparta>

The Psychosomatic Face Structure Of An Individual Who Smacks Backs Out Here From The Outside In <The Man Who Inherited The World By Señor Sparta>

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Irish face trap

When two bearded men Tangle beards.

Irish face trap > chinese finger trap > venus fly trap

I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.

by Uuhhhhhhh February 26, 2020

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020