ugly cow

The most disgusting thing to ever pollute the earth, an ugly cow is an offensive remark and a slur, to associate one with the horrors of foul cows.
Guy 1: Ugh my ex is such an ugly cow, I can't believe I ever dated her.
Guy 2: I tried to tell ya, you picked up a real grenade.
by Putroka December 30, 2011
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ugly love

When two unattractive, weird, awkward, fat, etc. people are in a releationship of anykind.
Jessy: Ew look at monica and james kissing by room 201..
John: Daammmnn..thats some ugly love!
by JPRODUCTION October 15, 2008
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ugly face

when a girl is very unattractive, and does not eat lunch, drops tator tots, and dates little boys.
"yo look at that girl with the see through shirt, shes such an ugly face."
by kait megan October 08, 2006
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ugly american

the ugly american is homer atkins a true american hero with an ugly face and ugly hands and an ugly wife but of a peace corp type heart ( read the book!!)..would that all americans were ugly americans like him then we could be proud of ourselves..."pretty americans" are the beaurocratic plague of the earth a shame and a pox.. :-)
read the book the ugly american... he, homer atkins was a volunteer salt of the earth peasant lover who worked in the dirt.
by enok August 08, 2004
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beautifully ugly

Is a description of someone who looks good far away but not so good close up.
Someone who is unconventionally sexy in a wrong sort of way.
He is "beautifully ugly" but I'm kinda attracted to him.
by ToriTori August 28, 2007
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Ugly Natalie

1.A prepubescent girl that starts rumors about every hot girl in her school just to make herself feel better.
2. A very hideous immiature girl that has two years to wait to begin puberty
3. A girl that slaps her friends (that btw are other girls) asses and give eachother backrubs.
4. A girl that licks other girls in innapropriate places.
"Do you know that Natalie girl?"
"You mean that ugly bitch that needs to go through puberty, The one that's a lesbo?"
"Ya that one, I just saw her goose her best friend."
by Stonecold Playa July 28, 2005
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