Twitter muscle

The ability to make inflammatory or derogatory statements on social media outlets without fear of repercussion.

The nerdy little football fan flexed his twitter muscle when he tweeted "Ndamakong Suh is a big pussy! I could kick his ass!"

Twitter muscle by TherealGirthquake January 12, 2017

Twitter diplomacy 

Managing international relations via the use of Twitter -- i.e. in 140 characters or less. Lately the preferred method of action from the President of the United States, Donald trump.

Here is an example of Twitter diplomacy: "Iran is playing with fire - they don't appreciate how "kind" President Obama was to them. Not me! "(@ReadDonaldTrump)- Twitter Feb 3, 2017. In response to Iran's ballistic missile test.

Twitter diplomacy by GirlFroggie February 13, 2017

Twatterberd

Noun: a bird with an oversized twat. Making the bird unable to fly for long periods of time.

Verb: two twats mating. Unlike scissoring the two twats become one together and push into each other.

Noun: Its a bird... its a plane... no... its a... twatterberd?

Verb: I walking in without knocking and before my eyes was a terrible sight... They were twatterberding!

Twatterberd by Dywan February 23, 2017

twitter twerk 

The act of walking while engrossed in one's (smart)phone, esp. in a crowded place, such as a sidewalk or mall, oblivious to others.

She almost ran me over. She was twitter twerking down the sidewalk!

twitter twerk by Ornery Smarty April 24, 2017

Twitter swarm 

n. a large, dense group of twitter users and/or bots who gather around a twitter target.

v. to move in large numbers to crowd, overrun, and target a twitter user's tweets and profile to chastise, abuse, and tweet at them for real or perceived wrong action(s), ideas, or attention.

v. the act of moving as a swarm or flocking to someone's twitter account to tweet mean things at them.

"The dude was wrong. So we Twitter swarmed him".

"Ed Sheeran was twitter swarmed by Game of Thrones fans who were unhappy with his cameo. He quit Twitter."

Twitter swarm by MTL DeSweetie July 20, 2017

twatterfall 

When ur girl squirts all over your bedroom walls and ceiling fan.

"Don't go chasing twatterfalls" - Betty white

My room flooded cuz sally had a twatterfall

twatterfall by rhule20 August 24, 2017

Twitter 

The perineum i.e. the part of the body between the twat and the shitter.

My twitter keeps me busy for hours.

Twitter by Pixman November 29, 2017