crusty torpedo

When using a cum rag inside of a shirt cannon.

Bro shot me with a crusty torpedo in my face.

by JohnnyMaples December 6, 2022

Ploppy toppy

A ploppy toppy occurs when you're plopped down at a slot machine aggressively slamming the spin button in an attempt to hit the jackpot while getting a blow job either from a stranger or prostitute who may or may not be utilizing the Double Handed Gluck Gluck 3,000 method.

Oh man I was getting the gnarliest ploppy toppy last night from a girl of questionable dignity who I met at the bar near the sports book.

by Ploppyj January 2, 2023

Bog Tory

A reactionary supporter of Fine Gael, the conservative Irish political party.

What did you expect from a Bog Tory?

He has all the reactionary views consistent with being a Bog Tory!

The Bog Tories pride themselves on being the party of law and order..

by Funkshot February 18, 2023

Chocky Toppy

When you eat chocolate and then give head with a mouth full of chocolate.

She gave me great chocky toppy

by Carl37 March 21, 2023

Heimlich Torpedo

During coitus, if the male party applies too much thrust force and direction against the back wall of the vagina adjacent to the rectum, and the impact causes feces to pinch apart and push outwards, launching a high velocity turd at his chest and/or balls, he has just been on the receiving end of a Heimlich Torpedo.

Brian: "Hey Joseph, you okay man? Why are you bleeding from the mouth?"
Joseph: "I was giving it to Stacey last night and I must've gotten careless, she hit me with a Heimlich Torpedo. Right in the sternum."

by Quicksave June 8, 2023

corny torny

When your really emotionally depressed but use humor to overcome it

Person 1: I'm feeling really corny torny

Person 2: I feel you man

by H-E 🏒🏒 July 3, 2023

Sloppy toppy

A sloppy top of the inning. A good game to watch and learn how to give sloppy toppy.

The redsox had a sloppy toppy in Chicago.

by Fanofthedp July 15, 2023