Teeto

(TEE-Toe!)
A title given to a guy for being fucking crazy, but in a good way.

You're so Teeto it makes me sick.

by Not So Nice Lady October 26, 2009

sausage teeth

Teeth that are angled like something has been repeatedly shoved through them.

You can tell that she gives good head because of her sausage teeth.

by ReRe October 9, 2004

he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth

This is when you wake up not only with bad breath but worse, with an icky film on your teeth.

I can guarantee you that he woke up with some fuzz on his teeth! (This was in reference to Whitefield defending the institution of slavery in Georgia.) This example is to show that even the great Whitefield had common problems (morning breath +) too and wasnt perfect.

by Garrettb3 March 22, 2007

British teeth

Believing that British teeth are always bad is an ignominy, cultivated by stupid Americans who makes clever Americans feel terribly embarrassed.

A (stupid American): Everyone knows that British teeth are horrible !

B (clever American): Stop saying bullshit, you jackass !

by ANFeuerstahl November 3, 2012

Goofy teeth

Martin Barker

Teeth hangin down to his nuts

by Ben Dover July 17, 2003

teets

trendy online terminology for "talk to you later"; more modern and coming of age than "ttyl"

Friend A: ok I gotta run, see you tomorrow
Friend B: alright, teets!

by Shweta February 14, 2008

summer teeth

Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there.

Howard Stern: She has summer teeth.
Guy: Whats that?
Howard Stern: Some 'uh teeth here, some 'uh teeth there
*All laugh*

by Plead The Fifth January 17, 2005