sockstitute

This is short for a sock puppet substitute. As you'd imagine, it refers to a sock puppet being used in place of an absent person or subject. At the time of my writing this, there is only one Google search result for the word sockstitute.

Steven isn't around, so I'll use this sockstitute to show you what he is like.

I know you want to see Jimmy, but he couldn't make it. I'll use this sockstitute to imitate him.
Kayla isn't interested in you, but you can use my sockstitute to pleasure yourself.

by Just8.4 August 14, 2016

bum shocks

bum shocks are anal wind as told by 3 year old son

Oops! Bum shocks (then chuckles)

by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007

Awkward Socks

When youre in your underwear, but still have your socks on, and are overcome by the urge to take off your socks, seeing as they simply dont feel right.

Ahhhhhh!!!! Awkward Socks!!!!!!! Get them off!!!!!!!

by Lava Shark February 3, 2010

Toe socks

A sock that has individual covers around them toes

I wanted to look like a fucking faggot so i wore my sisters toe socks

by Claydec24 July 28, 2016

angry spock

Making a chick as angered as Dr. Spock would be with any forced sexual advance.

With a girl on her stomach, hook a chain through her top earrings. Yanking back on her head, tugging her ears like Mr. Spock. Go from two pink to one dirty to two and two with no warning, and with the force of an upppercut, she will have the expression of an angry Vulcan or Angry Spock.

by Jonny Fistfuck April 27, 2008

Spocking

Stealing another man's girlfirend, fiancee, or wife.

man1 is walking down the street and sees a man and a woman together. he likes the woman. while man2 is away, man1 puts "moves" on woman1. When man2 returns woman1 is with man1. man2 runs away and becomes captain of a spaceship.

man1 just comiitted an act of Spocking. or he spocked woman1 from man2.

by PDHABigDaddy December 14, 2009

spock

adj: worse than Kirk in every way.

It's a shame that he's so Spock, he couldv'e amounted to something one day. Oh well, there's always Kirk.

by ViniRotundo March 31, 2003