Arse Spider

A horrible piece of crusty shit normally found clinging for dear life onto your arse hairs.

Fuck man, I took an epic dump last night, and now I've got a colony of arse spiders.

by cybertenchi May 27, 2009

Sperm Slide

The tantalizing protrusion of the pelvic bone.

Usually seen right above the underwear line of a fit individual.

Jaque check out that sperm slide -- it's so inviting!

by ThomasPickles May 22, 2010

Bum spider

Where a clump of poo gets stuck to your anal hair. You grab hold of said poo and pull it until it is removed. The poo takes with it a number of anal hairs during the removal which when placed in the palm of your hand looks like a spider. This is now a bum spider and can be used to chase your mates around and you will get similar reactions as if it was a normal spider.

Look at the size of this bum spider I just took out of my ass crack.

by Northern1000 January 9, 2018

Pull a slider

A very silent fart. So silent, it feels like its sliding through like a ninja, and then it gets smelly.

Idiot1: Ugh it smelt bad in that elevator.
Idiot2: LOL I pulled a slider!

Friend1: Who just pulled a slider?
Friend2: What? Pull a slider?
Friend3: LOL SBD BOMB

by MicrowaveSmartz July 3, 2010

Radioactive Twerking Spider

(RTS for short) A fictional bug that, when bites, turn a once nice person into someone or something that twerks too much.

Miley Cyrus got bit by a radioactive twerking spider.

by That Guy that posted this. January 10, 2014

Im about to slide

Getting ready to leave smoothly in an awkward situation.
To "slide" out
Slang for im about to head out or be on my way

You ready to go ? Im about to slide.
Im tired im about to slide.

by Gottaloveni May 19, 2016

Tickle the Spider

When them wriggling fingers tickle just right.

Don't be a spider tickling virgin.

Tickle the spider - make him laugh! Make him cry with laughter!

Spiders don't cry, dumbass.

They will!

by HUFFDOGGYDOG February 10, 2017