Sizephobia

The belief held by individuals or collectives that body size correlates to age in any shape or form and the discrimination that results from this erroneous belief.

Ottman decided to ban another user from his platform for posting an image of a girl that looked like she was underage even though she is more than 200 years old. He seems to be a proponent of sizephobia.

by Blizzard Angel May 6, 2018

shizee

A confident, amazing, and intelligent girl who cares about her friends in every situation. Shizee is a jokester and is a team player. She won't stop until she accomplishes her dreams

Wow! She is such a Shizee! Her friends and family must love her.

by Puppygal381 April 7, 2018

shizenhower

When you become the President of the United States at 12.00, but end up in a state of surprise by 12.30

Mate: "Bro I shagged your mom last night!"
You: "Shizenhower"

by Does your momma know that? May 23, 2018

Size 14 appetite

An appetite as large as a car but not as large as a size 15 appetite which is as big as a metro bus

Bro I have a gigantic Size 14 appetite I might eat that Prius

by Thatdude2475 October 5, 2018

Sizest

When one is judgmental of one’s size.

Who Bailey was being so Sizest after he saw that thicc person

by Redhead_rebel November 27, 2018

Seized up

When you have to shit so bad your sweating and you cant move

"Jake why'd you shit on the ice?" "Well I just Seized up"

by Fat Packer 31 January 9, 2019

sizemograph

A calculating device that hot chicks use to determine how big a dude's "downstairs equipment" is.

I don't need no 0%!$@#& sizemograph to figure out if I wanna have sex wif a well-hung dude --- I just tell him to "shove it in", and if it feels good having him up inside me, I simply let him go ahead and start thrusting.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019