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smuffy

As in wordcool/wordor wordawesome/word.
Wow, thats a smuffy shirt you've got there, Jim.
by ChefhatClock April 4, 2003
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Smurfs

Tiny blue humanoids that live in mushrooms
by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 8, 2004
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Scurf

see Dandruff
Dry scaly and shredded skin
''whats dem nasty pieces in ya hair gal looks EWW! SCURF
!''
by sweet jesus July 19, 2006
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smurfs

a type of blue elf that inhabited the Ardennes forest in Belgium until the early 90's.
Smurfs lived in extended family groups and all had different character traits like the seven dwarfs.
They released several hit records in the 70's and 80's and starred in their own childrens tv show
However with the advent of the EU smurfs were labelled a threat to crops and wildlife and were designated a class 3 pest by the EU agriculture comitee who had them all squashed with grassrollers in 1992.
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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Un-smurfy

Origin: The Smurfs - happy, joyful little blue creatures.

1. When the notion in question is the opposite of happy and joyful.

2. When something isn't quite right.
Example 1:

Person 1: <acting like a retard>
Person 2: Dude, you're acting so un-smurfy.

Example 2:

Person: Did you see that car wrapped around the telephone pole? How un-smurfy!
by Canadavey July 30, 2008
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smurfed

when you take a rock and slam it down the exhaust hole that is in the top of porta-shitters so that the blue toilet water splashes the unfourtinate occupant in the ass while they are shitting.
man i just smurfed the fuck out of jeff and he's PISESED!!
by imnottellinguwhy January 5, 2011
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smorfing

Smorfing requires a female corpse that is a day or two old, and a partner. One person tries to put their entire mouth around the vaginal area, but whether he attempts to seal it is his own choice. When he is ready, his partner puts great pressure (usually sudden) on the abdomen, and the other gets a good mouth/faceful of the stagnant fluids that have accumulated in the area.
Me and Hank were totally smorfing this chick, and I had the most foul taste in my mouth you could ever imagine, and that's when the cops burst in.
by Revchu March 24, 2004
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