Scurf

An awesome dog that isn’t bothered when he/she has a hair out of place, loves a sick day in bed, and doesn’t miss an opportunity to stick his/her head out the car window. Gotta get that hair out of place, obviously.

My Shih Tzu/Lhasa Apso is a total scurf.

by JLPB February 13, 2020

Scurf

see Dandruff
Dry scaly and shredded skin

''whats dem nasty pieces in ya hair gal looks EWW! SCURF
!''

by sweet jesus July 19, 2006

Scurf

One characterized by wrinkled clothing, matted hair, and unpleasant odor.

Ugh, what a scurf! How could someone go out into public like that?!

by Snausage April 03, 2005

Scurf

Victorian era slang for an exploitive employer or gang-leader.

I'll be paper thin and pale
The "Scurfs" took my life away
I'm patiently sedated
And now my only exit is
Is the cold
Is the cold poetic... Scythe

by AcePunkBeaver February 09, 2021

scurf

1. most commonly used in south western pennsylvannia to describe a person who is dirty and smelly.

2. a gross smelly disease fish get.

"OMG did you see that dustin kid he is so greasy and he's worn that shirt every day this week WHAT A SCURF!"

by softball_lover#10 April 02, 2009

scurf

The real definition of a scurf is someone who farts in the bathtub and smells the bubbles when they rise and burst. Or a verb ti describe the action.

Man, that guy is a real scurf!
I was scurfing as I was bathing last night.

by Jump the shark February 23, 2009

scurfed

When something is both scuffed and cursed at the same time

Sweetie you know i love you, but that bowl cut is scurfed

by the_hoffmann April 29, 2019