Professor Falken

a devious sexual act with an underage girl where you go through various positions of the kama sutra at the command of your computer and try not to cum too fast by looking at her hypnotic braces.

Boxhead 1 : dude, i totally did the Professor Falken with that hottie in high school last nite.

Boxhead 2 : totally???

Boxhead 1 : totally!!!

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Profile in Courage

A Profile in Courage is Mitch Fuckin' McConnell.

Yeah, Mitch ... a real Profile in Courage ... just look how he voted in the SECOND impeachment trial of tRumpty!

by USAF Cadet February 13, 2021

Profit

The "nudies", aka naked pictures, obtained from a period of time spend fraternizing with a lady

She was totally annoying, but the violent break up was worth the profit, which i use to masturbate often.

by Judy Millz December 8, 2010

profizzle

A profile (area with info, quotes, or shoutouts, and random stuff about your life), usually referred to on AOL instant messenger

Name: Christian
Age: 17
Hobbies: Spreadin the messege of Christ, being an eMCee for Christ

"jesus rox my socks"

by PLHS November 22, 2003

proffing

When one takes on the personality of a professor and proceeds to forcefully lecture someone on an issue of which they believe they are the resident expert in, but in which they possess no knowledge or experience.

Generally becomes more pronounced with intoxication or during male bonding sessions. Often the phrase "I'll give you the hot tip..." is a precursor to an episode of proffing.

P1. Hey, did you hear Adam last night at the party lecturing Justin on the proof of global warming?

P2. Yeah, he sure gave him a proffing!

by Rocky Bread February 3, 2010

Proff

Fabrication of fact used to support an argument, i.e. Photochops that attempt to mislead the reader. Sometimes the falsification is intentionally obvious, done for humorous effect.

Etymology: Derived from misspelling of word "proof" commonly found on Internet message boards, in the context of political or other arguments.

Here is proff that the President is lying: --fabricated story--

by DCrazy November 15, 2003

profitology

An artform which involves the study and implementation of strategic and tactical manoeuvres made by an individual in order to further his own interest. The practice can be ruthless towards an opponent. This term is derived from the TV show PROFIT whose lead character is Jim Profit.

Man, our manager sure know his profitology.

by Santosh George May 27, 2006