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proffing

When one takes on the personality of a professor and proceeds to forcefully lecture someone on an issue of which they believe they are the resident expert in, but in which they possess no knowledge or experience.

Generally becomes more pronounced with intoxication or during male bonding sessions. Often the phrase "I'll give you the hot tip..." is a precursor to an episode of proffing.
P1. Hey, did you hear Adam last night at the party lecturing Justin on the proof of global warming?

P2. Yeah, he sure gave him a proffing!
by Rocky Bread February 3, 2010
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Zombie-Proofing

1- To make a property or dwelling difficult or impossible to break into without the use of machines or tools.

2- To make safe from wandering tuffs or damage from civil unrest.
I'm Zombie-Proofing the basement by installing glass block windows.
by Cuneus Stern October 2, 2013
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idiot proofing

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.
by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017
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Grian-Proofing

The act of adding a specific feature onto a theoretically finished contraption or building to stop Grian from tampering with it, which may result in said contraption/building being destroyed in a half a second.

To be used in the context of Minecraft

Grian-Proofing may also be used to classify some kind of lock on an object that stops it from being used by normal people that don't have the key.
Guy1: "OK, I think I've finished this massive redstone-only item filter."
Guy2: "Did you Grian-Proof it?"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... Would adding a misc. item bin be sufficient Grian-Proofing?"
Guy2: "Make sure he can't get the items back"
Guy1: >:3
by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019
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Sex Proofing

Creating a safe and sound proof atmosphere in which to have sex. Minimizing the exposure of corners and getting the bed to stop squeaking
Jessica is sex proofing her room by putting pillows between the four poster bed and the wall so it wouldn't make to much noise
by Wiggily Tiger December 25, 2008
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tank-proofing

When you make a claim that is virtually only listing facts whilst in a debate. Origin: a tank is pieced of metal sheets that are connected to each other with studs and welding seams. The facts used as an argument in a conversation are seen as the metal studs and the welding that keep the tank together.
Bob: "...and that's why gay men have a 200-time bigger probability of getting H.."
Melvin: "Tank-proofing! Tank-proofing! Hate facts! BIGOT!!"
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson June 14, 2021
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Profing it

Verb: inconveniantly accessing ones inventory during combat in an attempt to prove further uselessness
Im going to prof a synthesis.
hold on! Im profing it
by masterme21 June 29, 2015
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