An obese lot lizzard.
by Mega Hemroids March 17, 2024
Get the Parking Penguinmug. When you fuck a girl with a condom on, then after you burst your nut you flick it in the girls eyes than quickly run away. Thus, the disappearing penguin.
by Yuekaday April 11, 2011
Get the Disappearing Penguinmug. When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself
If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack
by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018
Get the Shitty Penguinmug. Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016
Get the Jacked up penguinmug. when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.
by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023
Get the Penguiningmug. 
A woman who doesn’t have a child of her own or who has been dismissed by her child so she hovers over someone else’s child to make up for what she doesn’t have.
n. She could’ve had children but she just wants to be a penguin.
v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.
*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
v. She has a child who doesn’t listen so she penguins that other kid.
*it should be noted that a “penguin” is a relative of the mother hen”.
by ThatsAnnoying January 8, 2023
Get the Penguinmug.