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nut necking

1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).
1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."

3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."

4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."
by Muh Ken Zee May 9, 2011
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nut strut

hanging your ball sack out of your pants through the zipper. gets a great facial reaction from people in the room when they catch a glimpse of your ball sack dangling from your pants.
last night i did the nut strut and grandma almost had a stroke when she saw my testes a danglin'!
by jesstre November 8, 2006
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Nugget Nuts

Nugget nuts very small pp that look like nuggets
Omg axel has nugget nuts
by Poophole454 September 4, 2020
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No Nut Novemburst

The post No Nut November ejaculation that is so explosive it is often referred to as the Micro-Pompeii.
Billy: I took on the no nut November challenge and I No Nut Novembursted so hard I put a hole in the ceiling of my bathroom.
by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019
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Infinity Nut

The process of having an orgasm so intense that you accidentally cause half of the universe to cease existing in a single moment.
I didn't mean to Infinity Nut and i'm really sorry about your family but, in my defense, that chick was really slobbing dat knob...
by ThatAirlineFood May 23, 2018
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Nut Hugger

A male who sucks up to and idolizes another male. Someone who basically worships other guys because he is so pathetic himself.
Gee that Fabian Flores is a real nut hugger. He's totally and completely on Sharky's dick.
by JJ Plant October 22, 2014
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Nut Decay

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.

Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.
by HomeAlone October 30, 2018
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