Narwahl

A mysterious nocturnal creature that is known to bacon during the dark hours.

Girl: I've been watching this damn Narwahl all day and he hasn't bacon'd once!
Guy: Bish, everyone knows the Narwahls only bacon at night.

by Definitely not Gooch July 13, 2011

Narciscis

A cisgender person who wrongfully claims the words ‘cis’ or ‘cisgender’ are slurs, in order to validate the transphobia they had long before they ever heard the word ‘cis,’ and to oppression LARP.

Narciscis: “I’m not cis! I’m a real woman!”
Everyone: “Stop. You’re being a Narciscis. It’s embarrassing.”

by CarefulTheFloorisMarlava May 27, 2022

number narty

naked slumber party - slumber party without clothes

"Woah, did he really jeff her at the number narty?"
"Anyone feel like playing nabble at this number narty?"

by You Just Got Rick Rolled February 25, 2008

narayanan

narayanan is the most amazing person you can meet! he or she will shower you with love make you laugh till you cry and will always be loyal to you. narayanan is insecure, shy but is also very confident. narayanan can be a playa but is constantly reminding themselves to not be a dick and often looks for that one right person to be with. narayanan is the most amazing friend, child, lover, the sibling that you can ever ask for. don't lose Narayanan, keep them with you forever, for they are the kinda people that seek joy in seeing you happy.

i wish i had me a narayanan.

by 123fffdf October 21, 2018

Pasternakian Narcolepsy

The inability to stay awake when reading any work bu Boris Pasternak especially his most famous work Doctor Zhivago. More than 30% of High School students suffer from this condition without even knowing it. While narcolepsy is the main symptom. Other symptoms may include: Excessive amounts of drool, fatigue, eye pain, hallucinations, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and diarrhea. Suicide can also occur when combined with large amounts of alcohol. Those diagnosed with this condition should refrain from driving or using heavy machinery while reading the novel.

Guy 1: Hey man did you do the World Lit Homework last night.

Guy 2: What lit homework?

Guy 1: The Zhivago Homework.

Guy 2: Naah man, I can't. I have Pasternakian narcolepsy, I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

by tekboi94 February 22, 2011

narutard

A person claiming Naruto to be the best anime ever, even though he/she has not seen other series.

A: "Oh B, you are such a narutard."
B: "Naruto rocks! Don't call me a narutard! Naruto owns all!"

by teks June 4, 2004

Naruto

1. The name of the popular anime/manga series which is licensed by ShoPro.

2. The name of a character in "Naruto". Naruto is a young boy who was born with a nine-tailed demon fox sealed inside him. Naruto then was shunned by adults who feared the kyuubi inside him. Naruto was then taken to the ninja academy and became a class slacker. After, he was assigned to Team 7 which consists of Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura. Eventually, Sasuke and Naruto became rivals and developed a sense of friendship. Naruto, along with his team, participated in the Chuunin Exam. Shortly after, Naruto was targeted by members of Akatsuki, which was interested in the kyuubi inside Naruto. When Sasuke was bothered with the thought of being weak, he betrayed Konoha and sought power by giving up his body to Orichimaru. Further information is unknown.

1. Naruto is on the TTL(Top Ten List) for anime.

2. "Kage Bunshin No Jutsu(Shadow Replication Technique)"-Naruto

by .:A.|N.|B.|U.[G.M.] May 4, 2005