While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.
What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.
by Pat Dailey August 29, 2007
Get the Broken Pop Machine mug.-To attribute machine-like qualities to objects, ideas, etc. (similar to "personify", only "machinify" is attributing machine-like attributes rather than human attributes). Often used as an alternative way of thinking, to better understand a subject or idea.
-To view objects or ideas as having properties synonymous to machines.
-To understand the structure and behavior of living organisms as being parallel to that of an intricate, working machine.
-To view objects or ideas as having properties synonymous to machines.
-To understand the structure and behavior of living organisms as being parallel to that of an intricate, working machine.
She would often machinify things she saw in nature, to understand their elaborate natural engineering.
by Synthestruct March 19, 2011
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Get the Macinio mug.A variant of mansplain, where the explainer is not a man, but a computer. The interaction is similar in that the computer attempts to rather explain in simple terms, assuming the human is not bright enough to understand the deep machine-learning and algorithmic complexities involved.
I went over the data dump from the overnight job, but it's all just machinesplaining the obvious stuff, nothing enlightening.
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Get the machinesplain mug.There goes that Macindouche with his iPhone, iPad, MacBook & iMac. He doesn't like Windows or Android, and he's better than you.
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Get the Machine Stalker Kelly mug.A weirdo who’s one and only goal is to find a hot boy! Very smart and a bit overprotective. She’s very funny but kinda short tempered.
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