Lamported

When you can’t do something with your friends because you’re at the wrong place at the wrong time. It is a play on words with the term “Lamport Clocks” or a clock system based on distributing events, where your lamport lines up horribly with others.

Austen: Wanna hop on rn?
Me:can’t I’m getting Lamported rn

by GoonBerry December 28, 2025

Dick Laportapottie

What happens when you cross premature ejaculation with a temporary toilet facility.

I was baning this bitch in the porta-john and I had to read the writing on the wall so I wouldn't have a Dick Laportapottie.

by pee-NuT December 1, 2007

shirt leapord

When you ejaculate on a women's blouse resembling a leapord

I gave her a shirt leapord

by Hollywodguy August 9, 2016

ay lmao

ay Laughing My Ass Off. Used online only.
riendose con asombro hasta partirse el culo

"me parto el culo" = lmao
"que mierda pasó" (con motivo de risa) = ay lmao

by JoKEr2 December 9, 2016

The Lampost

The greatest quarterback of all time, who at the end of his career was traded to the Senver Donkeys where he finished his career with the greatest runningback of all time, The Uncoordinated Sphinx

The Lampost is easily the greatest qb of all time. 4 superbowls, 6 appearances, he's nearly unstoppable.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 1, 2017

AYY LMAO

AYY LMAO foot fetishes are nice

NIGER BAHHAH AYY LMAO

by Fortnitecoon September 29, 2018

william lapohn

a chick magnet and a fun guy to be around, and babes

dammm william lapohn youre hot as fuck

by a naidian December 18, 2019