Moose Knee

When pants get caught up in a girl's genitals.

Moose knee is a camel toe gone horribly wrong. Think large unattractive women in jeans 8 sizes too small.

DAMN! Dude did you see that whale's moose knee. Spandex is a privilege not a right.

by Museikage October 21, 2008

Arrow to the Knee

A phenomenon that occurs when you're stopped in your tracks or cease to do something that you used to: popularised in today's culture by Skyrim with the famous phrase "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee." iterated by guards that pop up in the game. Since Skyrim's release it has found popular use around the interweb, having been parodied thousands of times in youtube videos and comments it has become a meme.

The phrase has actually been misinterpreted, the original is " in the knee" and not "to the knee", but since the majority says "to the knee", that's how the phrase is used.

The phrase can be applied to any everyday situation by "I used to .... but then I took an arrow to the knee"

"I used to post definitions on urban dictionary, but then I took an arrow to the knee"

by GustavusAdolphus June 16, 2016

take a knee

"Take a Knee", heretofore called TAK. This term comes from American Football. Should you f**k up during practice or worse, during a game, the coach tells you TAK. I first heard this term in 1985, though I believe it originated from an earlier date.

Coach Says: Miss your read...TAK. Miss your block...TAK. Miss your hole...TAK.
Ex: God...mit John Doe! Get your blocks or you're taking a knee.
Ex: Jesus Freakin' Christ... that ball fell right through your hands, Take a Knee.

by ElCompaDelChuco April 6, 2007

kneegles

a person to short to have calves. when someones legs are so short it looks like there knees stop at there ankles.

look at that midgets kneegles.

that womens so short she has kneegles.

by skotch69 January 16, 2009

Kneeder Knocker

A versatile noun used for any word that you can think of... good or bad

Girl1: Did you hear about Stacy sleeping with that guy?
Girl2: No, she's such a Kneeder Knocker though!

by King of the Blumpkins July 30, 2009

Kneeier

Having more knee; A larger ammount of knee when comparing the kneeness of any two entities.

A:Did you knee him in the face like I told you to?
B:I kneed him good and proper. I don't think he'll be getting a kneeier kneeing in a long long time.

A:You have a fantastic zumba however it could be a little kneeier.

by rustygate August 14, 2009

kneecapper

noun: nickname for a handicapped person

Lars: "Dude, that guy crossing the street's wobbling in the crosswalk at about 0 mph."

You: "He's a kneecapper, duh."

by Janpen June 5, 2010