the lead singer and guitarist of english pop band mcfly. his full name is daniel alan david jones.
he is obviously the most attractive member and he has my heart. he's to be married to laura later on this year.
he is obviously the most attractive member and he has my heart. he's to be married to laura later on this year.
"ohh have you seen danny jones lately?"
"you mean the best looking mcfly lad?
why yes, yes i have and i've fallen in love."
"you mean the best looking mcfly lad?
why yes, yes i have and i've fallen in love."
by mclaura July 2, 2007
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1. They actually like men, but weren't ever attractive enough to attract decent men, so they though HEY LETS PEDOPHILE 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS.
YAY.
2. They're ugly because their parents were cows.
3. They say they're Christian, but really they're Amish. SHH, SECRETS.
4. They've actually gotten blowjobs, handjobs, and got their vaginas fingerbanged by their 12year old fans.
5. Cockroaches write their music.
6. They fucked Walt Disney's dead body, and that's why Disney allows them on their channel.
THANK YOU :)
1. They actually like men, but weren't ever attractive enough to attract decent men, so they though HEY LETS PEDOPHILE 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS.
YAY.
2. They're ugly because their parents were cows.
3. They say they're Christian, but really they're Amish. SHH, SECRETS.
4. They've actually gotten blowjobs, handjobs, and got their vaginas fingerbanged by their 12year old fans.
5. Cockroaches write their music.
6. They fucked Walt Disney's dead body, and that's why Disney allows them on their channel.
THANK YOU :)
JONAS BROTHERS :
1. NICK : Damn, I wish we could be gay.
JOE : BUT WE'RE UGLY :(
OTHER BROTHER : HMM, 12 year olds are hot these days.
All : YAY.
2. ALL THE BROTHERS: HEY MOM AND DAD.
MOM AND DAD : MOO.
3. NICK: OH NO, THIS GIRL TOLD ME TO CALL HER! BUT IM AMISH.
JOE : OH SHIT.
NICK : plus buy me condoms, cause im 14 and need them.
4. NICK : OOH BABY.
12 YEAR OLD : I DONT KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICK BUT I LOVE YOU.
JOE : SUCK ME TOO.
OTHER BROTHER : FINGER BANG MY VAG.
5.COCKROACH : I WRITE THEIR MUSIC.
6. WALT DISNEY : OOH BABYYY.
NICK, JOE, OTHERGUY : DAMN YOU'RE TIGHT.
DISNEY PEOPLE : ROFL. YOU'RE IN.
1. NICK : Damn, I wish we could be gay.
JOE : BUT WE'RE UGLY :(
OTHER BROTHER : HMM, 12 year olds are hot these days.
All : YAY.
2. ALL THE BROTHERS: HEY MOM AND DAD.
MOM AND DAD : MOO.
3. NICK: OH NO, THIS GIRL TOLD ME TO CALL HER! BUT IM AMISH.
JOE : OH SHIT.
NICK : plus buy me condoms, cause im 14 and need them.
4. NICK : OOH BABY.
12 YEAR OLD : I DONT KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICK BUT I LOVE YOU.
JOE : SUCK ME TOO.
OTHER BROTHER : FINGER BANG MY VAG.
5.COCKROACH : I WRITE THEIR MUSIC.
6. WALT DISNEY : OOH BABYYY.
NICK, JOE, OTHERGUY : DAMN YOU'RE TIGHT.
DISNEY PEOPLE : ROFL. YOU'RE IN.
by YOUR MOM SUCKS JONAS DICK. August 6, 2008
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Prepubescent queers that suck at life and attempting to make music. The youngest queer, Nick, dated Hannah fucking Montana...that says it all.
"Hey Joe, look at that guy over there. What a bod!" says the youngest of the Jonas Brothers, Nick.
"That one over there is even hotter!" said Kevin
"That one over there is even hotter!" said Kevin
by IdOnTlIkEtHeJoNaSbRoThErS October 23, 2008
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They're only liked because every 10-16 year-old-girl/homo thinks that they're "uber hawtt!!"
Even though they forget the lyrics to a legend's song and don't have very much talent.. they still became extremely famous.. somehow..
They're only liked because every 10-16 year-old-girl/homo thinks that they're "uber hawtt!!"
Even though they forget the lyrics to a legend's song and don't have very much talent.. they still became extremely famous.. somehow..
The Jonas Brothers (Nick Jonas): Very superstitious, writings on the wall, very superstitious.. ummowajfios
Audience: *Hides laughter and disappointment*
Audience: *Hides laughter and disappointment*
by JonasBrothers=Queers July 17, 2009
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Can apply to humans, love, drugs, whatever.
Can apply to humans, love, drugs, whatever.
by theShephard November 11, 2002
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They also are extremely unattractive and llok nothing alike.
They also are extremely unattractive and llok nothing alike.
by Bethy Ramone January 18, 2009
Get the The Jonas Brothers mug.Texas rapper who freestyles consists of him asking "Who, Mike Jones", his album "Who is Mike Jones" comin soon (which I still haven't seen in stores since he said it in the summer of '03)
and his phone number (like you are going to call him anyways).
and his phone number (like you are going to call him anyways).
" My album who is mike jones comin soon, my album who is mike jone comin soon" Be more specific with a date
by Yo mom August 18, 2004
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