jade

verb. To pour Hypnotiq all over your partners naked body and then lick it off while stimulating your partner's sensual areas with your tongue.
Licking hypnotiq off of someone's titties, penis or twat. Ass jading is not recommended (Hypno and ass juice do not mix well).

1. After we jaded, her titties were all sticky and smelled like Hypno for like three days.

2. Kate couldnt believe that her friend let me jade her.

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by Dirt Bag October 3, 2007

Jaydeath

Jaydeath - A comic book character based on the coolest person in the world. The character is a bounty hunter, but the true person is a professional ninja that protects North Woodmere from other ninjas at night.

"Jaydeath sliced that other ninja's balls off"

by Jason February 2, 2005

Jade Monkey

Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.

Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered

"Someone's life may be on the line"

Find the jade monkey, there are 13 clues.

by M1STY January 13, 2008

Jaden

Original auther of theSTORY and theBEAR. Old school lame azz quaker who still goes around trying to find servers for quake 1 games in post 2000 America. His capacity for sickness is unparalleled.

Jaden wrote theSTORY, that is one sick mofo.

by stinky wizzleteeth May 19, 2004

Jayden

Jayden is a great friend. she hates the colour PINK. she is always there for you if you are sad and she always says something to make you happy , once you are her friend she will wan to hang out with you every were you go. she does not like wereing makeup. most jaydens like to go in dance.

Jayden sweet and intelligent.

by Savanna Kosolofski October 12, 2017

Jayden

Jayden. A girl who is truly one of a kind. She can make a terrible day, one of the best days of your life. Her presence is so enlightening and she can make you’re heart beat 1000x faster. She is by far one of the most beautiful people you will ever encounter. When you look each other in the eyes you will fall so deeply in love you will never want to look away. She is selfless and always puts others before her. Jayden will always stay loyal to her boyfriend and will treat you better than you can imagine. Never ever let her go and always keep her close because you will never meet anyone like her. She is truly perfect inside and out

“You’re lucky to call Jayden yours”

by Christian Tyler October 18, 2017

Jadealia

Seductive wolfess, who eventually split into two parts, (good) Jadealia Lightning Diamond and (evil) Indigo Wolf.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003