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thestory 

thestory: noun: replacing history and herstory because the story of humanity, and everything we have so far survived, isn't restricted to any gender. It is defined as the tale of human kind is told by all of us. Every race, gender, and region has a voice, we are all apart of this adventure, we all matter. Thestory is defined as the ultimate truth.

Synonyms: history, herstory, ourstory
"God damn it, Doug, do your thestory homework!!!"
thestory by Melody Be Watson January 24, 2014
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The Story So Far

The Story So Far are one of the best bands ever!

The story of Sex and gold 

Pothus is a right player, his darling angel Chrythus is the only one who ever loved him, Pothus dont realize this though so keeps her as a safeway girl, Chrythus leaves for another and Pothus is left alone forever in his heart.
The story of Sex and gold
Chrythus: Sorry, I love u but I'm leaving
Pothus: Please dont I love you
Chrythus: thats what you say to everyone

The Story of Mateus

Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.
Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."
The Story of Mateus by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

The Story Begins 

The only rank in Breaking the Bank. Henry Stickmin gets arrested for trying to break in the bank.
A:The Story Begins is the worst Henry Stickmin Ending ever
B:Yeah, you're right.

What's the story 

What's the story, Rory?
What's the story by Cully April 1, 2003