Samuel L. Jackson 

1. Bad-ass mutha fucker.

"Dude, did you see Pulp Fiction?"
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin about SLJ!"
"We can dig it."

Samuel L. Jackson by Maggy June 13, 2003

jack white 

Jack White is a buff 6'6" guy from the White Stripes that kicked the shit out of the Von Bondies lead singer after a gig. He had to go to court and got a $1000 fine and community service or something.

the von bondies guy cried like a pussy and took it to court becuz he got his face smashed in

jack white by bryan18 September 1, 2005

Jack Barakat 

Amazingly sexy guitarist of the band All Time Low. He likes the macarena and wants herpes. He still hasn't found his mom yet and although he is a guitarist, it doesn't mean he's actually good at playing. He has great hair but a little penis.

Have you seen Jack Barakat lately?

Oh yeah, he was looking for his mom!

Jack Barakat by Meghin Barakat January 19, 2009

Jack Off 

stimulating your penis with your hand to cause orgasm and ejaculation. Male masturbation.

Brian had the blue balls so bad he had to jack off as soon as he got home.

Jack Off by Marty October 19, 2003

jackstall 

Pronounced jack-stal
Verb: To quit or pull out of something because you are rubbish at it.
Noun: Someone who frequently quits things or has recently quit something because they were doing badly.

'i got an E in Latin in the mock exam. I think I might jackstall it.'

'I'm rubbish at Latin, I think I might quit.'
'You're such a jackstall.'

jackstall by please accept. i cba try again December 27, 2016

Jackson Polack 

www.polackia.net

Man I can’t believe that you don’t know who Jackson Polack is?!?

Jackson Polack by Deadman7755 February 8, 2022

Jack Mayo 

To use semen as a lubrecant in masturbation
it could be stored in a fridge, or be used imediatly, if feeling resilliant

Person 1 "Why the fuck is the sperm in the fridge?!"
Person 2 "For a Jack Mayo..."

Jack Mayo by Wallyswapple January 14, 2009