Maggy's definitions

Man5iac

1) Captain Ellipses
2) Wielder of the ... Sword
3) Guy who never talks

* TomServoIs1337 has joined the chat
TomServoIs1337: Hi, Fivey.
Man5iac: ...

by Maggy February 2, 2004

Samuel L. Jackson

1. Bad-ass mutha fucker.

"Dude, did you see Pulp Fiction?"
"Yeah, that guy Samuel L. Jackson is such a bad-"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin about SLJ!"
"We can dig it."

by Maggy June 13, 2003

Pigwater

1. A complete ass-hat
2. Troll
3. A troll who is an complete ass-hat

"You are an ugly skank whore."
"Shut up, you pigwater."

by Maggy June 6, 2003

hugh jackman

1. Actor who plays Wolverine in X-Men
2. That guy who was labeled "Wolverine" on your can of Dr. Pepper some time earlier this year.

Hey, did you see that new X-Men movie?

Yeah, with Hugh Jackman?

No, the OTHER new X-Men movie.

Jerk.

Moron.

by Maggy June 25, 2003

jagballs

A really mean, grumpy, selfish dickhead.

Dan Lewis has a bad case of the jagballs.

by Maggy July 31, 2003

Swamp Slit

A term used for females who have just gone through strenuous activity and they not only have swamp ass but they also are sweating profusely in the vaginal area.

"Hey Kevin, I've got swamp slit due to the massive amount of working out we did today!"

by Maggy March 6, 2004

Pooter

A very small, tiny, puckered asshole.

My pooter hurt after OstrichJr came over and did the nasty in my booty.

by Maggy July 31, 2003