iPhone Zombie

An iPhone user who is so focused on their app, texting or finger caressing in a public place, that their gait is slow and erratic to the point where you're in a quandary about their living status.

Trying to negotiate a supermarket aisle either on foot or with your cart, to be blocked by a slow shuffling individual - the iPhone Zombie - who, upon passing (eventually), is seen to be caressing their iPhone.

"I'll be right over, as soon as I negotiate the path around the iPhone Zombie"
"Watch out! iPhone Zombie on the road!"

by Audrey Dawds November 24, 2011

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iPanties

the future of women's undergarments. Will contained built in iDildo technology that can be tuned to your iPod to enable custom vibration according to your music. This new feature will be called iFuck and will come with a later enhancement called iFuckedYourMama(check UD for further references). iPanties will also feature the new iAmWatchingYou feature which will allow Steve Jobs the wonderful creator of Apple to see you vag from heaven even though he is dead (although it is speculated that due to shitty products God deemed it a sin and sent Steve Jobs to iHell). iPanties will include the new iWedgie feature to increase the size of the fat ass occupying the iPanties.

HOLY SHIT GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL, did u buy dem new iPanties yet?

Awhhhhhhhhh Pooky nem u betch i did, i be so sexy in dem tangs!!!

by devon_till January 25, 2012

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IPBM

IPBM is an abbreviation for Interplanteary Ballistic Missle. Most IPBM, like the ICBM's can be equipped with nuclear or biological warheads. A typical IPBM can travel halfway across the galaxy in under a week by scouting out or producing their own wormholes.

Numerous IPBM's, repeat numerous IPBM 's have been launched, 300 missiles inbound

Location to be impacted is Mars, Earth and Venus

by autistic nerd 1991 October 6, 2016

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