raw grip

the act of gripping someone by the testicular region with bare hands (skin on skin)

"keep talkin shit and ill come over there and raw grip you"

by THEWILL May 21, 2007

Jersey Grip

-To grip ones Male genitalia with the thumb facing down.

-Upside-down baseball bat grip.

That porn makes me want to jerk it jersey grip.

by Tehcnique May 15, 2009

Twi-Griper

Someone who gripes about the twilight saga or its fans despite whether they've read the series or not.

Person One: Bella and Edward are so lame! I can't believe you like them!

Person Two: Have you even READ the books? Seen the movie?

Person One: No but...

Person Two: Shut up Twi-Griper!

by RueSault September 27, 2009

Dead Grip

When you put your hand under freezing water untill its goes numb, then turn you hand upside down and jack off,

yo did you dead grip it ?

by denzel124534 January 24, 2011

grimpsta

one who habitually or criminally pimps one's grandmother, and/or one who habitually or criminally pimps the elderly

I seen this little white grimpsta leave off drinking his pepto-bismizol and crack the bottle right in this wrinkly old ho's face over one 9/11 coupon ($20)

by dillettante October 12, 2006

tree grasper

1. To grab a tree for sexual reasons.
2. To hump a tree.
3. Replacement of hands for a male.

This word has deranged from Basher, an American Citizen. It will be used all around the world.

Ryan is a tree grasper.

by Basher August 29, 2003

ball grasper

To grasp a persons balls of the same sex

To speak of ones name or speak of another male unconsistingly is ball grasping

Mr.dvst8 is a ball grasper

by can i live July 11, 2006