A Google Whore is a person or company who does everything humanly possible to make sure their web site is the first to be displayed in Google search results when a user does a search on a specific subject. Microsoft is known to be a Google Whore, as well as many other companies and individuals.
An example of Microsoft being a Google Whore: Type "update" into Google and Microsoft's Windows Update will be the first link to be displayed.
by Obscured September 21, 2005
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A-morons-belief is employed as the town's, "Village Idiot". But, when he can hide on the net, he can become knowledgeable in all subjects thanks to being a "Google-lectual".
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Arguably a better Microsoft Word. And for good reason. It may have less options, but with it being accessible anywhere and on any device with Google Chrome, it stands as the better word processor program. You can even edit offline! And it doesn’t autocorrect words! Sure, there’s Microsoft Word online, but who fucking cares about it? Just see the definitions for it on here, you’ll see why. You can have others help you edit documents online, and more! It’s great, and a upgrade from Word!
Some dude: “Microsoft Word is the best!”
Me: “No, Google Docs is way better!”
*Argument starts*
Me: “Wait, why are we arguing about word processor programs again?”
Me: “No, Google Docs is way better!”
*Argument starts*
Me: “Wait, why are we arguing about word processor programs again?”
by OfficialDeltaGamer March 16, 2019
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Fame-hungry band member:
"Hey dude, guess what, our band's popularity is soaring!"
Person:
"That's great, how can you tell? Lots of CDs sold?"
Fame-hungry band member:
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"Hey dude, guess what, our band's popularity is soaring!"
Person:
"That's great, how can you tell? Lots of CDs sold?"
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"Naw dude, I typed in 'Black Sabb' into the google toolbar, and 'Black Sabbath' came up as a recommendation - we're google famous!"
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Your soon to be doctor to his childhood friend: "Dude my ISP fucked up again making my google list reach 1000 entries"
Childhood friend: "I guess I have to add stuff to my bucket list then"
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Dougie: My tart's been Google Street Mapped!!
Paul: Yeah, she looks like she's ready to go to a 'party'.
Paul: Yeah, she looks like she's ready to go to a 'party'.
by Loco® March 22, 2010
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