et tu fruit

a FRUIT that cheats you, because it is inhabited by worms/insects

''god ,i feel hungry. lets have some FRUIT''

cut the fruit open with a knife to find WORMS & INSECTS inside....
''ohh god,,,et tu fruit???''

by chaty517 September 2, 2012

Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"

by Colojolo July 26, 2009

the fruit basket

the opposite of a mangina.

when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs.

You need a big cockpiece

Wow, you cant even do the fruit basket cause you have a small dick haha!

Your fruit basket is copious!

by camalus April 1, 2004

the forbidden fruit

a word to describe tide pods, because people be eating them now.

who tryna do the tide pod challenge?
naw dude that's the forbidden fruit

by macy has too much clout January 21, 2018

Fruiter Fest

A weekend activity which you have massive amounts of fruit flavored smirenoff...strawberry, apple, raspberry, crandberry, watermelon ect.

Dude its the weekend lets have a fruiter fest. You get Apple, I'll get strawberry.

by HeatherAnn February 10, 2006

fruitbuder

faggot rollerblader
made by skateboarders to make fun of rollerbading faggots

hahaha look at the gay ass fruitbuder

by taylor james February 11, 2005

Fruitcicle

A frozen bucket of whole fruit, gelatin and water. A favorite cool-down treat for the giant panda bear Tian Tian at the San Diego Zoo and Tai Shan, at the Smithsonian’s National Zoo.
Also commonly known as a Paleta in Latin America. An ice pop usually made from fresh fruit.

Mom made us a delicious fruitcicle of blueberries, raspberries and strawberries.

by Nettie West August 17, 2008