Five College Challenge

A contest undertaken among students of the Five Colleges in Western Massachusetts: UMass Amherst, Mt. Holyoke, Hampshire, Smith, and Amherst College. The objective is to become a Five College Champion. To do so, participants must get with another student from each of the Five Colleges under Easy, Medium, or Hard rules. Participants who complete the Five College Challenge on Hard difficulty may assume the title of Five College Master.

Easy: Any serious form of making out with at least one other student from each college or university.

Medium: See heavy petting. No sex necessary.

Hard: Sex with one student from each of the Five Colleges, no exceptions. For inexperienced pairs of Moho’s and Smithies the line between heavy petting and sex should be agreed upon beforehand.

Moho: Hey! You wanna take the five college challenge with me?

Amherst Guy: Haha sure but it wouldn’t be fair, I’ve already got one from Amherst on Hard

Moho: Oh don’t worry I just have Smith to go

Amherst Guy: Holy fuck

by Lord Jeffery Amherst October 7, 2010

a little too Fab Five

1. To behave effiminently.
2. An object or item with effeminate or homosexual overtones.

Derived from the Fab Five, the five gay men who offer fashion and lifestyle advice to non-gay men on the Bravo Network series "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

Tony, don't you think those low rise bell-bottom pants and the midriff-bearing shirt you're wearing are just a little too Fab Five?

by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

I got five on it

I got five on it is a reference to a hiphop song made by LUNIZ in 1995. It means for everyone to put down a five dollar bill to get weed

Person A: wanna go to the store?
Person B: sure, I got five on it, do you?
Person A: yeah

by Juicebud December 28, 2018

Five Iron Frenzy

A recently broken up Christian ska band. Despite the fact that they are Christian there are only a handful of songs about god. Most of the time their songs will just include a few references to god. Most of the time they manage to sing about problems with society and some of the bad things committed in the name of god. Pretty much 95% of their songs are upbeat and they love to make fun of themselves.

I wish I could have gone to see a Five Iron Frenzy show. At least there's Roper.

by F1v3 1r0n F4n April 15, 2006

five starred

The mark on one's body after being slapped or after immense pressure is added with a whole, open hand, with splayed fingers.

Person one: *takes off shirt*

Person two: man, you've been five starred! It's right in the middle of your back! You get some last night?

Person one: aww yeah

by Just a Random Person October 13, 2013

Number Five

One of if not the best character on The Umbrella Academy. A 58 year old man trapped in a 13 year old boys body, he loves coffee, has a relationship with his mannequin Dolores, and is a time-travelling little adorable badass.

"Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee?"
"Did you just quote Number Five?"
"Maybe"

by ww15 April 1, 2019

Five for

In cricket where a bowler takes five wickets in an innings. He is described as taking five (wickets) for (the number of runs he concedes)

Player: I took a five for this weekend

by umpirestrikesback April 16, 2005