condom nectar

Condom nectar is what occurs when a male, following intercourse, removes the vessel of birth control off of his member and feeds it to his partner, similar to slurping up a melted freezy.

"bro, jessica took my condom nectar like a champ."
"damn chad, i wish i could find myself a girl to appreciate my condom nectar."

by villy manilly January 2, 2021

Indonesian Hammerhead Condom

The act of rolling a condom up to make it hard and pointy before ramming it into a wood chipper.

"Oi Aylab, I am gonna get it on with the Indonesian Hammerhead Condom"
"Lets go rajeet"

by StinkyBoy556 April 28, 2023

condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.

Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.

by coneyman69 November 3, 2013

Condom

The thing your parents should've used.

"Damn, I should've used a condom last night."

by averagetauntkiller February 28, 2022

Condomic

An adjective to describe something to have condom-like properties

Person 1:
You are very condomic

Person 2:
I know, I should get it checked out

by Hidden Profile January 14, 2025

Condom crapper

When someone gets ass fucked and the condom on the man's dick comes off inside the partner's ass... Then the partner has to shit out said condom

Ahhh... Ahhhh!!!! Oh shit the condom came off!!! Get it out!! Shit it out I'm not reaching in there! (shitting noises) hahahahhahahah your a condom crapper

by Will108 October 16, 2012

Condom Currency

A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.

"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"

by Lord of the Emus December 17, 2017