boyfriend proofing

The act of hiding any objects you would rather your boyfriend did not see. These objects usually include cheesy movies, bad music, tampons, Bridget Jones pants, old toys (e.g. barbies, teddy bears you still sleep with, etc), retainers and posters of celebrities fitter than them.

Polly:Hey, can I come over later? I wanna watch Sex and the City.
Sophie:Sorry, just finished boyfriend proofing my room, all chick-flicks are in a box on top of my closet.
Polly: Ok, cool. Don't forget about Malibu Barbie!
Sophie: Oh shit yeah, and Mr Snuggles-chears for reminding me!

by sanoff January 19, 2011

VSCO boyfriend

A typical ‘vsco boyfriend’ is a guy with messy hair, most of the time brown (natural). He wears large hoodies that he gives to his girlfriend, in exchange of a scrunchie. He usually has freckles and a cute smile. He sends cute snapchats, messages and calls in the middle of the night to say he loves you. Typical phrase is “felt cute, might delete”

Kristy: “Omg my boyfriend called me at 3am to say that he loved me”
Ellie: “he’s such a vsco boyfriend, keep him!”

by hannah_236 July 7, 2019

National suck your boyfriend’s dick day

doesn’t matter where when or how, just suck that dick.(April 12th)

It’s april 12th bae I’m finna devour that dick. National suck your boyfriend’s dick day

by National suck dick day April 12, 2019

national boyfriend day

national boyfriend days is when you show appreciation for your boyfriend

alice: hey what’s today

neymar: national boyfriend day

by kiyahcoolcat April 9, 2019

controlling ex-boyfriend

a guy that breaks up with you because he can't handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life

BOB "Let me talk to him. I know he's at that party with you."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."

by thisisu October 16, 2005

boyfriend money

When your boyfriend is a loser and doesn't have a job so you set aside a couple hundred a month to give him

Haley- "What are you doing with those hundos"
Claire- "It's my boyfriend money! Ya know the money I set aside so he doesn't have to live on the streets!?"

by apple201 November 28, 2014

boyfriend

Something most girls claim to want, and complain about when they have one.

Every girl wants a boyfriend, until they have one.

by bitterbitch1 December 30, 2010