Boone

To boone, is to spread ones anus agape, similar to goatse, but instead holding the anus agape with a dilator or similar object. The most common reason to boone is for sexual pleasure, as well as storing things inside ones anal cavity.

"I had to boone to store the drugs in my ass"

by MEGAPHAT August 11, 2023

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Boondoffery

Adjective;

Nonsensical and/or completely unnecessary.

"These new office rules are total fucking boondoffery!"

by RememberBubblebutt August 29, 2024

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Boofed

When something is absolute fucking trash or broken

I hit a fuckin' deer this morning, my car is absolutely boofed.

by Mike Ehrmantop October 13, 2023

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Boned

You turn into a skeleton

“Duuudeee you’re so boned!!” Some wipes as
“Damn…” (me now as a skeleton)

by Amazing jizz October 15, 2023

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Booney

Short for my "Boo"...the best man in the whole world. He is handsome, kind, generous, cute, sweet, shy, and extremely loving. He buys his sunshine the absolute best presents! He is so thoughtful and never gets mad, upset or volatile to his girl. He whispers good and bad things to his girl, which causes her to fall down. He has the most amazing laugh. He has the best hands. He is tall and sexy. He loves beer and tells the best stories. His girl has had a mad crush on her Boo since she was a teenager and he has never known! Boo played basketball back in the day with the guys and then would frequent the Lighter and drink cold frosty beers! Boo is the best thing everer! ❤️

Hey Booney!
Booney, you are amazing!
I adore you, Booney!

by Sunshine 421 October 29, 2023

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