cool beans

awesome, neat, okay, all right, far out, groovy, etc.
(i think i heard this before, but no one else i know remembers it. i don't think i made it up, but i'll gladly take credit. it can get annoying if overused i realize - which i have a tendancy to do...)

person 1: i'm going to the game this saturday.
person 2: cool beans.
person 3: i scored tickets to the ___________ show for half price.
person 1: Cool Beans!

by Susan Ryan October 23, 2007

Beans in the can

When you flip a bitch over and shove your nuts in her ass.

"Why is Jenna so pissed off today?"

"Because Jon surprised her with some beans in the can."

by King Dubya May 13, 2005

hulk beans

A Bean That Is Mean Giant And Green.

You Wont Like Them When Their Angry

by pronunseeashun August 8, 2003

Shit beans

the opposite of cool beans
used when something doesnt go your way; used for something relatively small or something that doesnt have a huge impact on life

"ah shit beans i stubbed my toe", "shit beans they scored"

by sharky20 May 30, 2007

Anal Beans

Any type of bean place inside of your rectum to gain intense and sexual pleasure.

I walked in on my mom using anal beans last night.

by KoolDashKid June 18, 2016

Beans

1.(interjection) Said in short of "Cool Beans", except when used, it is similar to not caring.

2.A sarcastic form of "Cool Beans".
3.Also used sarcastically in a sentence to emphasize the fact that no one cares.

Kayla "Last weekend i got a puppy and hes so cute! His name i Ruffles an-"
Connor- "Beans."
OR
Jayme "I know how to ride a horse."
Trevor- "Does someone smell Beans?"

by evbee June 20, 2011

Love beans

The male ejaculate, the semen, the man-porridge, cum, spunk

Lorraine Kelly is so sexy on Breakfast TV with that well spread cleavage... I had no choice but to tug the head off of my Old Man and spill my 'Love Beans' all over the carpet!

by fanimani April 12, 2009