Dumbfuck alert

When Jordan Irwin plops around the corner

Oh guys, dumbfuck alert, small dick is finally here.

by onehundred445 January 27, 2019

Cake Alert

Phrase to let a friend know there is someone with a nice booty nearby.

"Cake Alert to the left."
"Dude.. that's a Cake Alert if I've ever seen one."

by FruitLeg January 29, 2020

Goofy alert

when you catch your friend doing corny shit

goofy alert, the fuck are you doing?

by CRYSTAL_FRAGGS November 4, 2021

hog alert

when you see a big ol hog and let the world know

Chad- yo check out Joes big ol hog
JT- Hog Alert!!!!

by masterdink March 14, 2022

Amber Alert

One who purposely shits on the bed of one they are angry with

After an argument with his wife Johnny returns home to an Amber Alert in his bedroom

by Mississippi stuck in Texas May 1, 2022

security alert

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

by Stashicittyoshi May 24, 2022

Graham Brooks Alan Albery

1. (noun) mamal, homosapian-sapian, 6' 3" tall, attractives to females, lives on a farm, hates children, drives a PT cruiser; likes to read.

Synonyms: flirt, crude, fun, iritable, alcoholic, exhuberant, friendly

Graham Brooks Alan Albery's clone

by Mysterious Q November 6, 2011