A secretary who handles a celebrity's twitter account. Some celebrities can't be bothered to tweet for themselves.
"OMG, I just got a tweet from that chick who went crazy on Meal Or No Meal! She's gonna be on Dancing With The Biggest Losers!"
"No way, dude. She has a twitterary handle that. She doesn't do her own tweets."
"A twitterary?"
"Oh, yeah, you've been breathless over the tweets of some underling!"
"No way, dude. She has a twitterary handle that. She doesn't do her own tweets."
"A twitterary?"
"Oh, yeah, you've been breathless over the tweets of some underling!"
by Oliver Faltz November 27, 2009
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Manifests itself frequently in late night rants to which no one replies because it is the middle of the night, thus resulting in an endless cycle of culminating twitter-bitterness.
Manifests itself frequently in late night rants to which no one replies because it is the middle of the night, thus resulting in an endless cycle of culminating twitter-bitterness.
by DJ Hearing Aid July 20, 2010
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1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.
2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.
2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.
@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!
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@anon hey man dont give me so much twittercism :(
@anon hey man dont give me so much twittercism :(
by taylortheory August 15, 2012
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Twitter Memory ruins punch lines.
Ruins conversations.
Ruins friendship.
Ruins Lives.
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Twitter Memory ruins punch lines.
Ruins conversations.
Ruins friendship.
Ruins Lives.
October is TM awareness month. Spread the word!
#TM
"Yea bro, last night i ..."
"Stop. Last night you saw someone being robbed, beat up the robber- turned him in and got to meet Batman? I know. "
"Wow. Way to ruin the story!"
"My bad, my Twitter memory just kicked in on its own again. Damn it. I need help."
"Stop. Last night you saw someone being robbed, beat up the robber- turned him in and got to meet Batman? I know. "
"Wow. Way to ruin the story!"
"My bad, my Twitter memory just kicked in on its own again. Damn it. I need help."
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