twitter jizzing

spraying twitter with tons of tweets on a subject.

I just got 10 tweets regarding some shitty awards show, I wish people would stop twitter jizzing...

by ThorOdinTyr April 25, 2011

Twitter-Stalking

When a wannabe-stalker (most likely a fat,lazy nerd) decides to save time and energy on his illegal actions by just reading people's Twitter updates and imagining their situations.

Bob was arrested for Twitter-Stalking a supermodel.

by Tom Scaret September 5, 2009

Twitter Bitch

If one has more following than followers by margin of 15 (i.e 50 following but 35 followers) he or she is a twitter bitch.

This bitch is a twitter bitch.

by twitter123445 September 6, 2011

Twitter fuck

Twitter fucking is when you are watching a movie and it stops to buffer starts up again and then stops to buffer.. (repeat)

I was watching a video online yesterday and it started twitter fucking every other minute.

by beber, not npklemm September 8, 2010

Twitter stan

Possibly the best people you’ll ever meet. The fun, joking, taking no offense to harmless jokes, funny kind of people on the internet. Twitter is where they are all the time and they never grow tired of it

Hannah: I hear that Lia is a Twitter stan

Kelly: she is. Those are the best people ever online

by Leah69 June 8, 2018

twitter-text

1. Sending what would be a twitter in the form of a text message.

2. Sending irrelevant texts for no apparent reason.

Rita: Just left the gym
Juan: Great...Why do I care?

Rita: Just thought I'd tell ya
Juan: Fantastic. I appreciate the twitter-text.

by J. Vinnie Cologne February 5, 2010

Twitter Twit

1)ALWAYS USING TWITTER!They are addicted to it.They make every excuse to get on Twitter and follow Justin Bieber or some other annoying teen star.
2)That bitch who always reports your account because apparently it is HER definition of inappropriate.

1) Joe:Uhm,mom,I need to get home.
Mom:And why is that Joey?
Joe:I have.....gastrointestinal pain.*IN HEAD*:Twitter time baby!
Mom:Fine.Go home.*IN HEAD*:Those DAMNED social networking sites,turning my child into a Twitter Twit.

2)Skye:OMFG!That Twitter Twit reported me!
Huntr:Hate to rain on your parade,but...it was probably because of that TwitPic of your boobs.

by Stuck On Candy Mountain June 24, 2011