Turkey

a disgusting vaginal skin disease that causes sagging pieces of skin to hang on either side or the vagina.

OMG did you know that Gabi has a turkey

by Gabi Fletcher April 23, 2008

Turkey

Minor. Depending on context, it could be either under-18 or under-21. Not quite featuring the narrow sexual connotations of jailbait, but an acceptable, broader synonym.

"The bouncer is looking the other way. Get all the turkeys to come in now!"

"I got invited to a High School grad party, so it'll be full of turkeys.

by Morcy June 1, 2006

Turkey Lurker

One who lurks turkeys.

You mother fuckin Turkey Lurker

by David May 4, 2004

Turkey

Possibly the greatest animal ever to walk the earth, appart from the kipper. The turkey has formed many laughter filled occasions!!

omg TURKEY!!
YAYAYAYAY TURKEY!!
I dont mind eating turkeys because they are ugly.

by Kayber April 9, 2005

Turkey Slurp

Making a Turkey Gobble sound while giving a blow job.

Her turkey slurp was her thanksgiving dinner if you know what i mean.

by Landon A. September 29, 2007

turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...

man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"

by huntelbi January 2, 2011

turkey tits

Female breasts that are so large, their shape resembles those of turkeys found in supermarkets.

"I just wanna play with your turkey tits, baby!"

by fingers November 11, 2004