stratz

A slang word replacing the word "strategies" in sentences that primarily deal with video games.

My stratz are so good you should just drop your controller right now

by cecx December 19, 2008

Strategerk

One who strategizes ways to jerk people around

That salesman over there is nothing but a strategerk.

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc

Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!

by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011

Stratcomms

What douche bags say instead of strategic communications. The catch is that anyone that says stratcomms doesn't even know what it means. Often used in a military setting.

That brief about our training packege was all good but we have to think about the stratcomms to the general.

by Saul 2Goode2 be true October 25, 2012

Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

Stratos

Cool. Greek dude and super cool. Did i say cool? Yes i think i did. Drawing and is very loud and funny. Good at fighting. Don’t mess with. Seriosly

“Stratos is so cool,” Said everyone

by That cow is chunky221 February 10, 2021

Master of the Stratosphere

The trumpet player with the world's highest high register.

When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Master of the Stratosphere.

by thegreatwhitehype October 8, 2003