thegreatwhitehype's definitions

2

Short for 200m dash.

He ran the 2 in under 24 seconds.

by thegreatwhitehype September 16, 2003

fusion

An awful genre of music that tried to combine rock with jazz, which simply produced crap. Fortunately it sprang up in the 70's and died quickly. It is the direct result of a decade full of hippies smoking dope and popping LSD.

"What the hell is this shit?"
"I found it in the jazz section."
"This ain't jazz. Turn that fusion crap off. Now let's use it as a Frisbee for the dog."

by thegreatwhitehype January 4, 2004

Master of the Stratosphere

The trumpet player with the world's highest high register.

When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Master of the Stratosphere.

by thegreatwhitehype October 8, 2003

15

Short for 1500m run.

He ran the 15 in under 4:10.

by thegreatwhitehype September 18, 2003

piccolo

A mini flute, plays an octave above the normal flute.

I thought the flute was high, but holy crap, the piccolo is crazily high. I feel sorry for the dogs that have to hear people practice it.

by thegreatwhitehype October 8, 2003

X-box

Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.

God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.

by thegreatwhitehype January 4, 2004

He

Atomic symbol for helium.

He is helium.

by thegreatwhitehype September 16, 2003