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Definitions by thegreatwhitehype

misty rainforest 

The name of the act of performing oral sex after taking a drag of a marijuana cigarette. It is so named because she will end up blowing smoke all over his pubic hair, thus creating a misty rainforest.
Mike: I almost got Jenn to give me a misty rainforest last night.

Jacob: Wow, I wish Marlena would do that.
Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.
God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.
X-box by thegreatwhitehype January 4, 2004
An awful genre of music that tried to combine rock with jazz, which simply produced crap. Fortunately it sprang up in the 70's and died quickly. It is the direct result of a decade full of hippies smoking dope and popping LSD.
"What the hell is this shit?"
"I found it in the jazz section."
"This ain't jazz. Turn that fusion crap off. Now let's use it as a Frisbee for the dog."
fusion by thegreatwhitehype January 4, 2004

Master of the Stratosphere 

The trumpet player with the world's highest high register.
When I grow up, I'm gonna be the Master of the Stratosphere.
A mini flute, plays an octave above the normal flute.
I thought the flute was high, but holy crap, the piccolo is crazily high. I feel sorry for the dogs that have to hear people practice it.
piccolo by thegreatwhitehype October 8, 2003
1) The 400th positive integer
2) Short for 400 metre dash
1) I counted to 400 today
2) I ran the 400 today
400 by thegreatwhitehype October 8, 2003
He ran the 15 in under 4:10.
15 by thegreatwhitehype September 18, 2003